Friday, April 4, 2008

Oh, Topless Robot, I have so much to learn from you

1) I Heart My Penis Merchandise
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There are some things that should be accepted as basic fact, and one of them is that most guys love their penis. That being said, there's really no reason to go out of your way to advertise this to the rest of the world. Unless you're the type of guy that's tired of waiting two whole seconds for people to decipher the double entendre on your Big Johnson t-shirt, you might want to just keep quiet about your affinity for your own genitalia. Pins, magnets, and even air-fresheners sharing your founding member status in a fan club of one is only tipping people off that they're dealing with a Grade-A douche bag.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/03/the_10_products_only_douchebags_buy.php#=rss

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