Monday, December 22, 2008
But Mustache has an integrity to him that I didn't expect.
Also, he doesn't technically have a mustache anymore. But that doesn't mean he gets to change his name.
Finally: Mustache doesn't want me to "get him started" on the topic of Amazon Girlfriend from Lynnwood? VERY interesting....
How is it that the feathered pest pounding away at our eaves is both the laziest AND the most persistent woodpecker on the face of the earth?? No rapid-fire jack-hammering from this guy. Just a slow knocking away at the wood outside Em and Q's bedroom. The guy wasn't at the top of his pecking class... but he never missed a day, I'm sure. He's a big, dumb, plodding oaf of a pecker, and he's going to drive me out of my mind. Could this anti-pecker spray really be the answer to my prayers?
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
To find out why, please select from the following options:
A. It's just close enough to give shut-ins an excuse to walk there and get some cardio-conditioning in before gorging themselves on artichoke dip and bean pate.
2. Its overwhelmed checkout lines give everyone an exercise in charity and patience, two qualities cherished at this time of year.
C. Its parking lot provides hours of entertainment as Washington drivers pretend they own Zamboni machines.
4. Amazon Girlfriend from Lynnwood shops there, too!
E. All of the above.
(PS: The answer is E)