Awwwww Yeah!

That's my president.

Never Thought I'd Say It

But Mustache has an integrity to him that I didn't expect.

Also, he doesn't technically have a mustache anymore. But that doesn't mean he gets to change his name.

Finally: Mustache doesn't want me to "get him started" on the topic of Amazon Girlfriend from Lynnwood? VERY interesting....

Bird Ban

How is it that the feathered pest pounding away at our eaves is both the laziest AND the most persistent woodpecker on the face of the earth?? No rapid-fire jack-hammering from this guy. Just a slow knocking away at the wood outside Em and Q's bedroom. The guy wasn't at the top of his pecking class... but he never missed a day, I'm sure. He's a big, dumb, plodding oaf of a pecker, and he's going to drive me out of my mind. Could this anti-pecker spray really be the answer to my prayers?

Anti-Cabin-Fever

Which is better on a snowy day?

Watching episodes of the Real Housewives of Orange County

OR

Going on a photo scavenger hunt?

The Best Thing about Impending Blizzard Conditions is...

SAFEWAY!

To find out why, please select from the following options:

A. It's just close enough to give shut-ins an excuse to walk there and get some cardio-conditioning in before gorging themselves on artichoke dip and bean pate.

2. Its overwhelmed checkout lines give everyone an exercise in charity and patience, two qualities cherished at this time of year.

C. Its parking lot provides hours of entertainment as Washington drivers pretend they own Zamboni machines.

4. Amazon Girlfriend from Lynnwood shops there, too!

E. All of the above.

(PS: The answer is E)

It's a Tie!

Things I love in this photo:
1. Quinn
2. Snow

Things I don't love in this photo:
1. Monster Truck
2. Angus the Big Dumb Dog

From the Mouths of Teens

Her: You don't always NEED a singer.

Him: Why didn't I think of that?!

Work that doesn't Suck

Suddenly, grading papers seems silly. I'd much rather be working on ways to sponsor the kids who live in the Cura Orphanage... and to take them some good news in June.