Saturday, December 20, 2008

The Best Thing about Impending Blizzard Conditions is...


SAFEWAY!

To find out why, please select from the following options:

A. It's just close enough to give shut-ins an excuse to walk there and get some cardio-conditioning in before gorging themselves on artichoke dip and bean pate.

2. Its overwhelmed checkout lines give everyone an exercise in charity and patience, two qualities cherished at this time of year.

C. Its parking lot provides hours of entertainment as Washington drivers pretend they own Zamboni machines.

4. Amazon Girlfriend from Lynnwood shops there, too!

E. All of the above.

(PS: The answer is E)

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