GVB has covered the technical elements of the main event of my morning already, but here are a few things he missed:
1. The first thing that needs renovating in Husky Stadium is the bench seats. Ass cheeks aren't supposed to fall asleep, bruise, then ache while taking in a spectator sport.
2. It's damned hard work to read four Ursula Hegi short stories in a little over 30 minutes, but some of us have the stamina to power through. Why isn't there a souvenir race t-shirt for US?
3. Never, ever attend a Dawg Dash without first locating a nonfat latte. Caffeine withdrawal makes you even less attractive in comparison to all those perky athletic types.
4. Things we lost in the fire: Sweater's Prom Date. Sigh.
5. The Sunflour California omelette is a rib-sticker. And yummy, too. Thanks for brunch, RPD!
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